- Fans: Do you know what happens if we don't see them kiss in Series Three, Moffat, to you?
- Moffat: Oh, let me guess. I get hate mail.
- Fans: No, don't be obvious; we're going to send you hate mail, anyway. No, if you don't let Sherlock and John at least hug in Series Three, we will burn you. We will burn the HEART out of you.
- Moffat: I'v been reliably informed by Doctor Who fans that I don't have one.
- Fans: Oh, but we both know that's not quite true.
- Gatiss: *enters, wearing a vest rigged with explosives* This is a turn-up, isn't it, Steven? Bet you never saw this coming.
